Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And when in doubt make funny faces.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Anyone who stops learning is old whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who...
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.