Falsehood is easy truth so difficult.
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate...
Who never doubted never half believed. Where doubt is there truth is - it...
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to...
Doubt indulged and cherished is in danger of becoming denial but if honest...
Day n. A period of twenty-four hours mostly misspent.
Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels levers and...
Telephone n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the...
Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious...
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
Academe n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught....
Land: A part of the earth's surface considered as property. The theory that...
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state...
Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power...
Clairvoyant n.: A person commonly a woman who has the power of seeing that...
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of...
Positive adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Consul - in American politics a person who having failed to secure an office...
Alliance - in international politics the union of two thieves who have their...
Conservative n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils as...
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The...
Patriotism. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to...
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Patience n. A minor form of dispair disguised as a virtue.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -...
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house and plans a draft of your...
Sweater n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Men become civilized not in proportion to their willingness to believe but...
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
Marriage n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master a...
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ardor n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of...
Jealous adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be...
