My dad had been shortstop when he was in college and you know when you're a kid you want to be just like your dad.
Mad adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual...
Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his...
Present n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from...
The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the...
History is an account mostly false of events mostly unimportant which are...
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of...
Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
Anoint v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently...
In our civilization and under our republican form of government...
What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard...
Edible adj.: Good to eat and wholesome to digest as a worm to a toad a...
Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest as a worm to a toad a toad to...
Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their...
Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the...
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper our friends are...
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear explaining to Ignorance the nature of...
Famous adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without...
Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.
A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of...
Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth curable by small doses of repentance in...
Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old...
Learning n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
Education n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the...
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
It is evident that skepticism while it makes no actual change in man always...
Revolution n. In politics an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business...
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual...
Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation...
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
