I was in Washington D.C. on the morning show by the time I was 18 programming a station by 19 No. 1 in the mornings. I think I was making I don't know a quarter of a million dollars by the time I was 25.
Geographically Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but...
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the...
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles against...
Once again we come to the Holiday Season a deeply religious time that each...
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person...
To an adolescent there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a...
Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The...
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they...
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws...
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the...
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This...
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending...
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS because as citizens we feel a...
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must...
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated so...
The four building blocks of the universe are fire water gravel and vinyl.
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you...
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup only less filling.
As a child I was more afraid of tetanus shots than for example Dracula.
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street...
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they...
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of...
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human...
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when...
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car in...
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour...
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes according to Ralph Nader who...
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
It was Public Art defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not...
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological...
