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Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for go live with a...

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Never have more children than you have car windows.

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that...

Thanks to my mother not a single cardboard box has found its way back into...

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you...

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary...