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We are long before we are convinced that happiness is never to be found and...
Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife he is always...
He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by...
Small debts are like small shot they are rattling on every side and can...
He who waits to do a great deal of good at once will never do anything.
There are goods so opposed that we cannot seize both but by too much...
All the arguments which are brought to represent poverty as no evil show it...
No man was ever great by imitation.
I have always considered it as treason against the great republic of human...
A am a great friend of public amusements they keep people from vice.
Leisure and curiosity might soon make great advances in useful knowledge...
Few enterprises of great labor or hazard would be undertaken if we had not...
Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.
To love one that is great is almost to be great one's self.
Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance.
Resolve not to be poor: whatever you have spend less. Poverty is a great...
If your determination is fixed I do not counsel you to despair. Few things...
I would not give half a guinea to live under one form of government other...
Your manuscript is both good and original but the part that is good is not...
A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table...
The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely...
The future is purchased by the present.
The mind is never satisfied with the objects immediately before it but is...
The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast...
Friendship like love is destroyed by long absence though it may be...
No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail...
Exercise is labor without weariness.
All theory is against freedom of the will all experience for it.
Subordination tends greatly to human happiness. Were we all upon an equality...
It is better that some should be unhappy rather than that none should be...
The world is seldom what it seems to man who dimly sees realities appear as...
Many things difficult to design prove easy to performance.
Prepare for death if here at night you roam and sign your will before you...
Disease generally begins that equality which death completes.
He that fails in his endeavors after wealth or power will not long retain...
Courage is the greatest of all virtues because if you haven't courage you...
