Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
The United States never lost a war or won a conference.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for...
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a...
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a...
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the...
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone he doesn't go out and make a...
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...
Politics is applesauce.
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
The more you observe politics the more you've got to admit that each party...
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any...
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as...
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that...
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be...
A fool and his money are soon elected.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who...
If you want to be successful it's just this simple. Know what you are doing....
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have...
People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers instead of...
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from...
A man only learns in two ways one by reading and the other by association...
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government...
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for...
If you make any money the government shoves you in the creek once a year...
Things in our country run in spite of government not by aid of it.
On account of being a democracy and run by the people we are the only nation...
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look...
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when...
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate now what's going to happen to...
