So you can say 'Get Big Government out of here and don't tell me what to eat ' but when kids are going to school and they're being fed junk we're pretty much telling them what to eat and we're telling them junk is OK.
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
I'm a comedian for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know...
Born again?! No I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a...
I remember when my father passed away, we drove the funeral procession...
My parents were really nice to me.
I'm not a role model. I say parents should parent...
