I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.

At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie it's got to be a funny movie and it's got to make people think 'Hey I couldn't have spent my time any better.'

A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.

I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.

I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me a spotlight could go out I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.

I think the pattern of my essays is A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.

I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind like a mild disability some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.

It's funny but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.

I don't think I'm funny.

It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now I know that I'm skinny because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big when I was big I never thought about it.

I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.

I think we're all good and bad but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out and then you can be funny.

It's funny when people say 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey if I don't like you you're going to know about it.

Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike.

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh they laugh right away.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out I think to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun.

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean how can you tell?

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.