John Currin's exaggerated realism and his twisted women kept me off balance never knowing if they were sincere or ironic or some new emotion.

I don't know why women feel an affinity with me.

I support women men anybody who is in a place that's not their strongest and who is ready to push forward.

I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them.

Women must pay for everything. They do get more glory than men for comparable feats but they also get more notoriety when they crash.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

I don't think that women need to smell interesting.

And verily a woman need know but one man well in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.

All the women want to be with me all the men want to be like me.

Men get laid but women get screwed.

To terrify children with the image of hell... to consider women an inferior creation. Is that good for the world?

For most of my life I let women do the driving and was happy to let them.

A fact of modern life is that it takes women longer to get ready than men.

Women are always beautiful.

I love the fact that there are also women out there that don't have a choice and they must go to work and they still have to raise the kids. Thank goodness that we value those people too.

I've never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines. I represent the majority of women and I'm very proud of that.

Men want to make women happy.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

For any of us in this room today let's start out by admitting we're lucky. We don't live in the world our mothers lived in our grandmothers lived in where career choices for women were so limited.

Imagine a September 11 with weapons of mass destruction. It's not 3 000. It's tens of thousands of innocent men women and children.

Men and women should stay apart till their hearts grow gentle towards one another again.

Women should stop going for the bad guys stop looking so far when the good ones are right there.

I can't understand why the front pages of newspapers can cover bird flu and swine flu and everybody is up in arms about that and we still haven't really woken up to the fact that so many women in sub-Saharan Africa - 60 percent of people in - infected with HIV are women.