It is clear I was never the Pretty Girl. I had my two front teeth knocked out when I was 10 and didn't fix them until I was 19. I have a crooked smile and a nose that looks like it's been broken 12 times but never has been. My nose was always red so people called me Rudolph. My whole face is off-center.
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari sometimes want a pickup truck and end up with a station wagon.
Women are the engine driving the growth in California's economy. Women make California's economy unique.
Really every woman is an example to me because as women we go through so much pain. We have to live this perfect life when we are messed up inside. We all go through trials and tribulations.
Capitalism has its weaknesses. But it is capitalism that ended the stranglehold of the hereditary aristocracies raised the standard of living for most of the world and enabled the emancipation of women.
Men are just as sensitive and in some ways more sensitive than women are.
I have to admit like so many women I always knew there was a chance. But like so many women I never thought it would be me. I never thought I'd hear those devastating words: 'You have breast cancer.'
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers Republican congressmen do to the country.
Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
Women are most fascinating between the ages of 35 and 40 after they have won a few races and know how to pace themselves. Since few women ever pass 40 maximum fascination can continue indefinitely.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
On one issue at least men and women agree they both distrust women.
Women can stand a beating except when it is with their own weapons.
A revival does two things. First it returns the Church from her backsliding and second it causes the conversion of men and women and it always includes the conviction of sin on the part of the Church. What a spell the devil seems to cast over the Church today!
There's a certain kind of behavior in the Arab world that to me resembles the way young men behave when there is no significant influence from women in their lives.
Many women long for what eludes them and like not what is offered them.
If you don't love yourself you can't love anybody else. And I think as women we really forget that.
Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands kill their children practice witchcraft destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
To be born woman is to know - although they do not speak of it at school - women must labor to be beautiful.
All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.
Women rule the world. It's not really worth fighting because they know what they're doing. Ask Napoleon. Ask Adam. Ask Richard Burton or Richie Sambora. Many a man has crumbled.
I became a lesbian because of women because women are beautiful strong and compassionate.
Women's virtue is frequently nothing but a regard to their own quiet and a tenderness for their reputation.
It is true that a fellow cannot ignore women - but he can think of them as he ought - as sisters not as sparring partners.