No man is good enough to govern any woman without her consent.

Happiness? A good cigar a good meal a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.

A man is as good as he has to be and a woman as bad as she dares.

What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why can't I just be an ordinary woman?

Well if Fortune be a woman she's a good wench for this gear.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother if it is both he is twice blessed indeed.

There is only one thing that a man really wants to do all his life and that is to find his way to his God his Morning Star salute his fellow man and enjoy the woman who has come the long way with him.

Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.

I am in love - and my God it is the greatest thing that can happen to a man. I tell you find a woman you can fall in love with. Do it. Let yourself fall in love. If you have not done so already you are wasting your life.

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist a woman in the audience stood up and said 'Yes but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?

If I can put one touch of rosy sunset into the life of any man or woman I shall feel that I have worked with God.

The Bible is clear - God's definition of marriage is between a man and a woman.

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman without a husband.

Woman was God's second mistake.

I will far rather see the race of man extinct than that we should become less than beasts by making the noblest of God's creation woman the object of our lust.

To me the black black woman is our essential mother the blacker she is the more us she is and to see the hatred that is turned on her is enough to make me despair almost entirely of our future as a people.

A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day a more tranquil night and a bright infinite future.

I'm an off-road racecar driver. And I think every woman in my life has told me that's not a sensible hobby. But when I was growing even more than I wanted to be funny I wanted to be a racecar driver. That's all I thought about. I worked for a race team when I was 15 and I traveled with them.

I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T... Doesn't mean she isn't a good person. That's a funny character to play.

My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny very verbal very clever very witty.

I think there have always been funny women from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there she's had to prove that she can be the leader first and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.

I mean I - it's so funny I am you know I am you know a working woman out in the world but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long stuttering period of moving out.

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.