We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization but this is not true. Slavery still exists but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution.

Women are the largest untapped reservoir of talent in the world.

I try to write parts for women that are as complicated and interesting as women actually are.

If a country doesn't recognize minority rights and human rights including women's rights you will not have the kind of stability and prosperity that is possible.

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.

I seem to be getting a lot of things pushed my way that are strong women. It's like people see Hackers and they send me offers to play tough women with guns the kind who wear no bra and a little tank top. I'd like to play strong women who are also very feminine.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars just intense negotiations every 28 days.

If I became a philosopher if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting it's all been to seduce women basically.

Once we hit forty women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka one for wine one for cheese and one for chocolate.

Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.

Women. They are a complete mystery.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own one.

Very learned women are to be found in the same manner as female warriors but they are seldom or ever inventors.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will like him.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.

To a philosopher all news as it is called is gossip and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.

Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company.

I have always had a talent for irritating women since I was fourteen.

A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.