The test of civilization is its estimate of women.

Women are naturally secretive and they like to do their own secreting.

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.

Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they ain't got.

Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony.

Friends are generally of the same sex for when men and women agree it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different.

It is little men know of women their smiles and their tears alike are seldom what they seem.

Charm in most men and nearly all women is a decoration.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

Women can't live with them can't live without them.

The most virtuous women have something within them something that is never chaste.

There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade.

One can find women who have never had one love affair but it is rare indeed to find any who have had only one.

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

I owe nothing to Women's Lib.

Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.

Women's Lib? Oh I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.

I measure the progress of a community by the degree of progress which women have achieved.

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.

I always play women I would date.

I like intelligent women. When you go out it shouldn't be a staring contest.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.