The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that at heart I'm really a jock.

Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before they replace actors. It's a funny thing with 3D I haven't quite got it yet. Yet.

What's funny is that the idea of popularity - even the use of the word 'popular' - is something that had been mostly absent from my life since junior high. In fact the hallmark of life after junior high seemed to be the shedding of popularity as a central concern.

As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic that's when things start feeling fake and boring.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is nothing is more boring people like this. For me it's OK. But most of my friends at least they smoke and drink.

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way that is being drunk and being the father of their son.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

It's a funny thing the less people have to live for the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back it comes back up like gangbusters.

I had everything I'd hoped for but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange: The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being... me.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects rather an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

As I get older all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean how can you tell?

There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny.

You know the funny thing I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.

To succeed in life you need three things: a wishbone a backbone and a funny bone.

It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.