I wake up every morning look in the mirror and ask 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid to think that way.

To be clever enough to get all that money one must be stupid enough to want it.

If one were to bring ten of the wisest men in the world together and ask them what was the most stupid thing in existence they would not be able to discover anything so stupid as astrology.

Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men we've got rockets we've got saran wrap - fix it!

You know when you're young and you see a play in high school and the guys all have gray in their hair and they're trying to be old men and they have no idea what that's like? It's just that stupid the other way around.

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man the brave man the covetous man and the stupid man.

Money demands that you sell not your weakness to men's stupidity but your talent to their reason.

Stupid as a man say the women: cowardly as a woman say the men. Stupidity in a woman is unwomanly.

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness the theologian all the stupidity.

Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly stupid or intelligent. We love because we love.

Men who think that a woman's past love affairs lessen her love for them are usually stupid and weak.

Anyway no drug not even alcohol causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles we shouldn't test people for drugs we should test them for stupidity ignorance greed and love of power.

Love is being stupid together.

Judgments value judgments concerning life for or against can in the last resort never be true: they possess value only as symptoms they come into consideration only as symptoms - in themselves such judgments are stupidities.

Life is hard it's harder if you're stupid.

Life is tough but it's tougher when you're stupid.

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It's what men have kept secret for so long.

Man has made use of his intelligence he invented stupidity.

They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret since I've never seen any intelligent military person nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.

Stupidity is infinitely more fascinating that intelligence. Intelligence has its limits while stupidity has none.

I have met with some of them - very honest fellows who with all their stupidity had a kind of intelligence and an upright good sense which cannot be the characteristics of fools.

No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.