I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny and I ended up crying every day on that film.

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.

Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I'm going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys.

What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny they're going to go for and it's just great.

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so why not join the club!

It's funny I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway.

And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it's a slippery slope. I always say to myself I'm never going to give anything away because there's never any point or benefit for me.

If you're going to tell people the truth be funny or they'll kill you.

It's funny when people say 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey if I don't like you you're going to know about it.

It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash to get rid of them. Women pay emotionally coming and going. Neither has it easy.

I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning sleep late.

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

It became very clear to the director that it would be foolish not to use our friendship. I had tried to talk to him about it because all the relationships in the film are so not negative but antagonistic. There's not a lot of love going around.

Watching John Lasseter's films I think I can understand better than anyone that what he's doing is going straight ahead with his vision and working really hard to get that vision into film form. And I feel that my understanding this of him is my friendship towards him.

But based on my friendship with Evie as young mothers I started going on freedom rides in 1966.

If you're going through friendship issues I would say first of all take a step back. How important is the friendship to you? Sometimes if someone's not being a good friend to you and isn't treating you the way you should be treated then you kind of have to move on sometimes.

I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isn't going to happen you make a choice whether or not the friendship is worth it. And it usually is. Then you can laugh about the fact that you used to have a crush on him or he had one on you.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

In terms of filming yes it really does feel over now. There's a real sense of freedom now. It's a good time to finish I think. As much as I'm going to miss it I'm ready to move on and do different things.

I know what you're going to say! 'They are men and men should be free.' A free man is dangerous to himself and everyone else. Freedom should be left to those who can put it to good use.