Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil they were bullies and they didn't know anything.

I think women should start to embrace their age. What's the alternative to getting older? You die. I can't change the day I was born. But I can take care of my skin my body my mind and try to live my life and be happy.

The heart never grows better by age I fear rather worse always harder. A young liar will be an old one and a young knave will only be a greater knave as he grows older.

I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get the younger their new wives get.

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.

As men get older the toys get more expensive.

The whole business of marshaling one's energies becomes more and more important as one grows older.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

After you're older two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.

I don't believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.

I will never be an old man. To me old age is always 15 years older than I am.

You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

As I grow older I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.