Many people submit to excessive appetites without realizing that they do not need to eat so much food.
What I don't like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv...
What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes...
I love funny people and when I'm with funny people or people who are...
For years it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles...
I have an inability to enjoy things but that's why we're in comedy. If we...
When I first envisioned 'Funny Games' in the mid-1990s it was my intention...
'Funny Games' was conceived as a provocation. My other films are different....
It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life...
I am accusing him of stealing my best material he was a very funny man.
I love a smart well-written show and '30 Rock ' well you can't get any...
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The...
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees curbs...
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type...
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling but...
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The...
And at the time it is funny how you can look at something and say for...
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I...
But I think Kiss Kiss Bang Bang really got that thing where if a movie...
I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys cute boys...
It's funny having the same name as someone. Me Emma Watson and Emma Stone...
It's funny I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was...
It's funny recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me and...
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was...
My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman hadn't...
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things but...
The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed....
Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes which do not...
I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing people sometimes accuse...
People never ask people doing serious music 'Do you ever think about doing...
So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny...
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a...
Memories are doing funny things to us.
Funny is funny.
That's why I like to get out there and get people to see the other side of...