I believe that access to a university education should be based on the ability to learn not what people can afford. I think there is no more nauseating a sight than politicians pulling up the ladder of opportunity behind them.
The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words...
'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little...
It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're...
I'm like bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's...
I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't...
Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid....
Without hurting anybody we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When...
I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me a spotlight...
You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong...
We've seen some insane signs: 'Is that a loaf of bread in your pocket or are...
Great big serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a...
I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
It's funny to be a critic.
I think the pattern of my essays is A funny thing happened to me on my way...
Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify...
I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think...
I've thought for the last decade or so the only actual place raw truth was...
I love readings and my readers but the din of voices of the audience gives...
Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.
Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.
When I was a little kid I wrote this play about all these characters living...
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind like a mild...
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all...
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like comedy...
Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny because then you'll be...
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny....
Very often I don't make it through moments of recording because it is...
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know...
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and...
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
It's funny but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all...
I don't think I'm funny.
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a...