With gridlock the norm Congress's approval rating is below 10 percent and the public has lost faith in its national leadership.
It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now I know that...
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
I'm a pretty funny guy and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny...
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.
I was a hop-around. I hung out with the rockabilly crew the guys who were...
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that at...
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and...
I like funny guys and those for some reason tend to be nerdy guys.
Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he...
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
I mean I've seen 3D films so far and I think it's a long way to go before...
What's funny is that the idea of popularity - even the use of the word...
As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic that's when things start...
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
I think we're all good and bad but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress...
If you're going to tell people the truth be funny or they'll kill you.
It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that...
It's funny when people say 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey if I don't...
I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very...
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing...
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling it becomes funny.
The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It...
Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction I think. But...
It's funny. You succeed but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got...
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people...
Hollywood's just not funny.
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is I've died...
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an...
I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is...
I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny...
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright like just always as...
I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea then I...
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been only with money. He...
