Never lose sight of the fact that all human felicity lies in man's imagination and that he cannot think to attain it unless he heeds all his caprices. The most fortunate of persons is he who has the most means to satisfy his vagaries.
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so...
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by...
Keep your sense of humor my friend if you don't have a sense of humor it...
Do you know it's funny but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage...
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when...
Comediennes are the lucky ones because if you're funny you can be 125 years...
My hair has never been my greatest feature so that was funny enough unto...
I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies when you're hitting a line or...
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man...
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting funny to say...
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe...
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
I got attention by being funny at school pretending to be retarded and...
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else...
In my circle of friends I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But...
You know how old I am? I'm so old I remember when Letterman used to be funny...
You need to be silly to be funny.
'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out I...
I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy because it was really funny. It...
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10...
I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me...
It's a funny thing the less people have to live for the less nerve they...
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny but chaos in the midst of order is.
I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and don't care....
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy but it's very funny...
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning...
A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back it comes back up...
It's funny about men and women. Men pay in cash to get them and pay in cash...
I had everything I'd hoped for but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be...
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects...
As I get older all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children...
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I...
