The constant assertion of belief is an indication of fear.
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet shy funny have a big...
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total...
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always...
I guess when you turn off the main road you have to be prepared to see some...
You know the funny thing I don't get along with rich people. I get along...
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
To succeed in life you need three things: a wishbone a backbone and a funny...
It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man should...
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the...
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Whatever is funny is subversive every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a...
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is he's stuck with so many bad...
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.
It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves...
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet.
It's a funny old world.
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail I receive a ton of spam every day. Much...
I don't mean to be funny.
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I...
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
If I studied all my life I couldn't think up half the number of funny things...
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science the one that heralds new...
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead you are made...
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that...
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for...
It's funny how most people love the dead once you're dead your made for life.
You know fame is a funny thing man especially you know actors musicians...
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about...
From there to here and here to there funny things are everywhere.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be...