Happiness and peace will come to earth only as the light of love and human compassion enter the souls of men.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are...
I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when...
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind...
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont they feel like they're home....
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may...
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
I have a very low level of recognition which is fine by me.
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an...
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
I'm a misplaced American but don't know where I was misplaced.
Whoever is my relative I will not be nice to them.
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag so that I have somewhere to put...
All my children inherited perfect pitch.
My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank...
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get...
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I think serial monogamy says it all.
I cannot sing dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find...
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to...
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
People say that life is the thing but I prefer reading.
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.
I recorded my hair this morning tonight I'm watching the highlights.
The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
If I have to lay an egg for my country I'll do it.
We need two kinds of acquaintances one to complain to while to the others...
I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up...
