I don't think the objective of an abortion clinic is to try to talk women out of having the procedure. That obviously would not be positive for their bottom line.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
The day I made that statement about the inventing the internet I was tired...
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
I grew up in Europe where the history comes from.
Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
When the sun comes up I have morals again.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops...
It is easy for me to love myself but for ladies to do it is another question...
I rant therefore I am.
I don't deserve this award but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that...
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic and...
When I go to a bar I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of...
My father would take me to the playground and put me on mood swings.
There's a great power in words if you don't hitch too many of them together.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
The four building blocks of the universe are fire water gravel and vinyl.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had...
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was it was my own.
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are...
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
I spent a year in that town one Sunday.
I like marriage. The idea.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a...
I've never been married but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think...
Have enough sense to know ahead of time when your skills will not extend to...
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an...
