There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Get your facts first then you can distort them as you please.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of...
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Go to Heaven for the climate Hell for the company.
A day without sunshine is like you know night.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit...
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning...
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade... And try...
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...
