In high school a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought 'Me? You've got to be joking!' I mean in junior high I used to come home and cry because I was so afraid of my math homework. Seriously I was terrified of math.
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real and if you aren't...
I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.
If you could cross a lion and a monkey that's what I'd be because monkeys...
If I'm in something funny I like to try and find some kind of serious line...
I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I...
I actually feel like for a lot of my career I wasn't able to show my...
I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so it's...
It's funny but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more...
Everything seems fine until you're about 40. Then something is definitely...
To this day I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's...
It's funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and...
I really love 'Soapdish.' I wish 'Soapdish' had more of a moment because I...
I'm not a movie guy I'm not a TV sitcom guy but whatever seems to fit and...
I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me have...
That's a funny thing fame. People definitely do treat you differently. When...
It's funny because I did all of these interviews as soon as I had the baby...
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very...
Yes I believe blue material is funny but if that's all you've got you're...
I like all Jim Carrey films. They're really funny.
I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do...
I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think...
Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life Sarah Jessica and I...
It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically but at the...
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny...
It's funny because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one I stand...
Plus I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny...
Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's...
People forget how outcast 'They Might Be Giants' can be. They have a...
One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it...
I just couldn't go back to Suddenly Susan after David Strickland's suicide. I...
Back in the '70s like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News...
If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group they can...
Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience...
It's funny because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.
You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation...
Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone a broader character...
