To catch a husband is an art to hold him is a job.
The stupendous task of human regeneration will be accomplished only by the...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Give out what you most want to come back.
“The Smithsonian museums are among this country's most endearing...
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are...
Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do
“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good...
“Well, you can't know it without something having been...
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too...
So many books, so little time.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds...
I'm such a chronic relativist, I can't hold down a strong opinion about...
It's always more fun to be an anti-hero. They're more interesting.
I've always been obsessed by beef jerky.
It was a bit like ordering a hamburger and only getting the bun.
It was a little bit like… uh… annoying girl singing in the...
[To the bishop who suggested the widowed queen now consider herself 'as...
Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public...
The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.
Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.
You may not like the humor but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
I think superheroes are heroes with flaws and in their flaws there is a...
Incongruity they say is one of the main ingredients of humor. Maybe it's...
Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written Republican...
I liked the premise of this material. I love the marriage relationship. They...
I was a precocious only child and then I went through a fat awkward stage...
Certainly anyone whom I've witnessed who has gone through something...
Maybe there's a chance to get back to grown-up films. Anything that uses...
I like humor.
While many of us never knew Ronald Reagan personally we felt close to him...
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor it is the sign that he...
I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I...
I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people...
