My dad's whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn't have that big Indian community. I don't really have anything interesting to say about it. When I talk about it people are like 'meh let's talk about something else.'
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill he...
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office...
Whenever a doctor cannot do good he must be kept from doing harm.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription but...
A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing...
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know...
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we...
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind the lawyer all the wickedness...
Doctors are just the same as lawyers the only difference is that lawyers...
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress when I get tired of one...
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're...
They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest...
