Can you imagine a guy breaking into your car and he steals your guitar case 'cause he thinks it's a guitar and he gets it home and opens it up and there's a rake inside it an electric toilet plunger and a dog skull? That actually happened.
Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn...
Motherhood is the strangest thing it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.
I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom. That was my...
I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish...
A woman must combine the role of mother wife and politician.
Mothers don't let your daughters grow up to be models unless you're present.
Of all the roles I've played none has been as fulfilling as being a mother.
I am no mother and I won't be one.
My mother was a personal friend of God's. They had ongoing conversations.
I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep I have to sing...
It's the moms of this nation - single married widowed - who really hold...
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that...
I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is up...
My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn't want me to conform.
Take motherhood: nobody ever thought of putting it on a moral pedestal until...
What do girls do who haven't any mothers to help them through their troubles?
Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials.
When motherhood becomes the fruit of a deep yearning not the result of...
Throughout my life my mom has been the person that I've always looked up to.
The fastest way to break the cycle of perfectionism and become a fearless...
Every man must define his identity against his mother. If he does not he...
How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are we must...
Mothers always find ways to fit in the work - but then when you're working...
I'm a Mommy's Girl - the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.
It is only in the act of nursing that a woman realizes her motherhood in...
Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.
My mother taught me to treat a lady respectfully.
The mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white?...
Sweater n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Yes Mother. I can see you are flawed. You have not hidden it. That is your...
I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet there would be...
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to...
