I suffered I really suffered with all three of my husbands. And I tried damn hard with all three starting each marriage certain that it was going to last until the end of my life. Yet none of them lasted more than a year or two.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog...
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are...
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice hates dogs and patronizes human beings.
Cats have it all - admiration an endless sleep and company only when they...
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat I am sure could walk on a...
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Even cats grow lonely and anxious.
A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people and many cats...
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that...
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
A dog teaches a boy fidelity perseverance and to turn around three times...
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with...
Dogs are my favorite people.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the...
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children as they are already stretched...
What a dog I got his favorite bone is in my arm.
To his dog every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Dogs are not our whole life but they make our lives whole.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions they pass no...
Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened.
I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.
Time spent with cats is never wasted.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as...
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
