Absurdity is what I like most in life and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely the frayed and the...
I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world and behold everything is...
Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election...
Please to put a nickel please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at...
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
Coming from Chicago I like a white Christmas.
Christmas children is not a date. It is a state of mind.
I love giving gifts and I love receiving them. I really like giving little...
Pets like their owners tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.
Now the essence the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe...
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large...
T'was the night before Christmas when all through the house not a creature...
The supernatural birth of Christ his miracles his resurrection and...
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him...
The real evidence for Jesus and Christianity is in how Jesus and the...
Expectancy is the atmosphere for miracles.
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly when they meet with an...
I love Christmas not just because of the presents but because of all the...
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every...
There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because...
At Christmas 'It's a Wonderful Life' makes me cry in exactly the same places...
That's the true spirit of Christmas people being helped by people other than...
Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.
I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart you have the worst kind of...
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory like a thunderstorm...
Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings all the snow in...
Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall the...
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it...
Maybe Christmas the Grinch thought doesn't come from a store.
